liberals (so called ideology of freedom and hope): what can we do :/ everything is bleak and sucks forever :///
communists (so called ideology of misery and doom): don’t lose hope, don’t lose faith, we will live to see a free world
the sheer amount of liberals on this site going like “there’s nothing we can do :((( oh well sad” compared to communists believing in free palestine and end of imperialistic world order. who is surprised. if you have no strong ideals and solutions (as liberals dont) of course you live in a bleak world where there is “nothing to be done”
my advice for not going insane? try to do something every weekend. go to events, you’ll love events. and not like just hang out with ur friends or go clubbing , no, make a day out of going to some local market by yourself or attend some strange convention event you’ve never heard of. i cannot stress the importance of doing random events on a friday night or saturday or a sunday at r pm for mentally ill people especially if you’re depressed and have been searching for an anchor 2 tether yourself to. attend some events now
actually fuck topping and bottoming i want whatever she’s having
[ID: A tweet by love you love you love yo… (@/badend_doll) that says, “passed a girl on the street today wearing nothing but an alarming number of bruises in even scarier colors, and an oversized t shirt reading / REJECT ALL FALSE IDOLS / REJECT THAT PRETENDER NAMED PENETRATION / SEX IS SOMETHING YOU DO WITH YOUR TEETH”. End ID.]
I wish there was a magic skillet I could pick up that would make me literally impossible to fire from a job, no matter how weird or disagreeable people decided I am, where I could still work only part time & ideally with lots of breaks. Like sorry Ms Karen McWasp, I am a load bearing unit and the task will be done when it’s done and there’s jack shit you can do.
I know you probably meant “skillset” but I’m having so much fun imagining myself carrying the Skillet of Job Security around my office all the time.
I did but yeah the Skillet of Job Security is much more fun
Since it’s Nov 5th, I would just like to say that Diana Wynne Jones wrote a whole book about a world that had fucked up its projected path and had become a hellscape of modern witch trials and when they finally find out what went wrong it’s because Guy Fawkes actually blew up the Parliament instead of failing and it was such a big explosion that it introduced magic to the world and made everyone deathly afraid of it. Anyway
burning man is a festival for rich white people who want to smoke weed and trip acid in the nevada desert and pretend they’re one with the earth. it’s not a music festival or anything that serves any purpose, it’s just vibes
a hundred year flash flood just hit nevada, including where burning man is being held this very weekend
dry desert ground can’t suddenly absorb water, let alone that much water all at once, so now burning man is a giant mud pit with THICK deep mud
nobody can get in or out, so they closed all the roads
FEMA just told the *73,000 PEOPLE* stranded at burning man to shelter in place, ration food and water, and essentially “you’re on your own, good luck”
the port-o-potties are overflowing into the mud they’re all walking around in
the official CDC twitter account tweeted (and then deleted) that there’s a confirmed ebola outbreak at burning man, but people are pretty sure it’s just trench illnesses. like actual WWI trench illnesses
earlier this week, climate activists protested against burning man, and all the attendees drove right past them (and yelled at them, and tried to get them arrested, etc)
there’s a private jet at burning man where people can join the mile high club. it just takes off and lands all day and lets people fuck in it. no word yet on the fuck plane’s current status/location
and lastly: when the ground here gets wet, the sea monkeys hatch
