they already peaked with the lighter lighter so. it’s all clowns and hardware from here
Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS
You don’t hear from the field workers because they aren’t “posting”
They’re serfing the internet
there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate
that doesn’t stop most tumblr users
how dare you say we surf on the poor
bestseller this year i hear
You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you
i’ve had this queued up since nov 1 last year :D
he is blogging
i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it
Welcome to a new age of predictive text.
I dont want to be cold anymore -person dying in the snow
An Orange Madoka would make this wish and then Kyubey would be like :3 and then they would get an orange fire shaped soul gem on their chest and a fire fighter themed outfit and like throwing axes that can also be used in melee. Their final attack would be like “Ignatia Grande” and would set everything on fire. They eventually become a witch that wants to set the world on fire to cleanse everyone’s negative emotions.
I was thinking that too
the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints
aircraftsillustrated1976-deacti:
Hotel Transylvania
im sorry the what
this one
the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one
which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that “its ok i am a lesbo” picture
So the timeline is
- I am lesbo
- I’m stuff
- i am lesbo x I’m stuff fusion
- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis
as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record
I’m sobbing oh my god
I heard…now don’t shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho
Why the fuck is it woody and bolt
WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT
Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?
if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law.
There is
So much going on here
captain-johanssons-wooden-ear:
Something that helps
If you blurt out something that you thought would be funny but it comes across as insensitive, just quickly say, “I’m sorry, that was rude, what I meant was…”
If you say something in anger or frustration, take a breath and say, “I’m sorry, that was hurtful, let me rephrase…”
If you say something heartfelt, but it comes across as insincere or ironic, say “That sounds like I’m just saying it, but I’m being truly honest…”
If you accidentally tell the waiter “enjoy your meal” just laugh and say a quick “so sorry, my brain isn’t working today!” and you will most likely get a commiserating chuckle in return.
Most of the time, the other person will accept your apology with no harm done. Sometimes they even insist they understood what you meant the first time and clarification was not needed. At times, maybe they have a right to be upset, but it never hurts to apologize again so they know that you’re taking their feelings into account.
Repeat after me. It’s okay to be bad at conversation. Knowing how to apologize makes it easier.
Its not a sign of weakness to be able to apologize