atlasisreal:

sacred-portal:

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A standard Bic pocket lighter. It has an image of a white lighter printed on it.ALT

they already peaked with the lighter lighter so. it’s all clowns and hardware from here

aethersea:

sonbr:

trans-girl-nausicaa:

dionysiaproductions:

finnegeanscake:

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

You don’t hear from the field workers because they aren’t “posting”

They’re serfing the internet

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there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate

that doesn’t stop most tumblr users

how dare you say we surf on the poor

samreich:

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bestseller this year i hear

raymonholt:

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

roseverdict:

booty-uprooter:

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i’ve had this queued up since nov 1 last year :D

rhyme-plus-zombie:

sister-lucifer:

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

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sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

thanook:

woman-becomer:

1989nihil:

a-sentient-cup:

bisexualisopod:

a-sentient-cup:

a-sentient-cup:

a-sentient-cup:

poll test

if my calculations are correct

this is gonna

have an absurd amount of time until it expires

but i don’t know if it’s repeatable

Choice 5

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hehe

we’re almost there (and by almost there i do in fact mean about 427 days left but thats a lot less than 969 so)

it started at 1000 days lol so over halfway there

According to the date calculator on timeanddate.com, this polls will end on

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Friday, 31st of October 2025

a screenshot of the remaining time on this historic poll, 6 days and 9 hours leftALT
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captain-price-unofficially:

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Welcome to a new age of predictive text.

mrsterlingeverything:

baneofboredom:

mrsterlingeverything:

I dont want to be cold anymore -person dying in the snow

An Orange Madoka would make this wish and then Kyubey would be like :3 and then they would get an orange fire shaped soul gem on their chest and a fire fighter themed outfit and like throwing axes that can also be used in melee. Their final attack would be like “Ignatia Grande” and would set everything on fire. They eventually become a witch that wants to set the world on fire to cleanse everyone’s negative emotions.

I was thinking that too

misericordiia:

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

aquilacalvitium:

handhond:

gemstone-gynoid:

biraptor123:

redwyverndht:

queerlilacroses:

astrathepasta:

missjukebox8bit:

hellothepixel:

metroid-fusion:

missjukebox8bit:

hellothepixel:

venomouskisser:

gemstone-gynoid:

aircraftsillustrated1976-deacti:

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Hotel Transylvania

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im sorry the what

this one

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the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one

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which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that “its ok i am a lesbo” picture

So the timeline is

- I am lesbo

- I’m stuff

- i am lesbo x I’m stuff fusion

- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis

as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record

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I’m sobbing oh my god

I heard…now don’t shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho

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Why the fuck is it woody and bolt

WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law. 

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There is

So much going on here

captain-johanssons-wooden-ear:

rainydaydecaf:

Something that helps

If you blurt out something that you thought would be funny but it comes across as insensitive, just quickly say, “I’m sorry, that was rude, what I meant was…”

If you say something in anger or frustration, take a breath and say, “I’m sorry, that was hurtful, let me rephrase…”

If you say something heartfelt, but it comes across as insincere or ironic, say “That sounds like I’m just saying it, but I’m being truly honest…”

If you accidentally tell the waiter “enjoy your meal” just laugh and say a quick “so sorry, my brain isn’t working today!” and you will most likely get a commiserating chuckle in return.

Most of the time, the other person will accept your apology with no harm done. Sometimes they even insist they understood what you meant the first time and clarification was not needed. At times, maybe they have a right to be upset, but it never hurts to apologize again so they know that you’re taking their feelings into account.

Repeat after me. It’s okay to be bad at conversation. Knowing how to apologize makes it easier.

Its not a sign of weakness to be able to apologize

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